While Teeny Bear was over for a visit recently, the three girls were playing together and had made the bedroom their clubhouse.  When E tried to go back there,  it was made quite clear to him that he needed to go away because there were no boys allowed.  He left and went back again to see what the reception would be like.  What transpired next probably should have horrified me.  Instead it made me laugh until I nearly peed myself.
    Ladybug started by loudly repeating, "Go way!!  Scwam!!"  Then she chased E back out to the kitchen, where she proceeded to kick him in the ankle over and over while saying, "Hi-ya!  Hiiiiiiii-ya!"  In the most nasal voice I have ever heard.  Then she stopped, got her footstool, put it right next to E, climbed up and repeated the "Hiiii-ya!!" kicking sequence, this time delivering the blows to to his calf muscle.
    I had already almost lost control of my bladder by this time, but the story isn't over:  Ladybug then got down off the stool and said in a very friendly voice, "C'mon, Daddy!  Come to our cwubhouse!"  He laughed and followed her, but only made it as far as the door before she spun around and yelled, "Go way!!  Scwam!!"  and I heard the "Hi-ya"  start all over again.  Then she repeated the sweet request that her dad accompany her back to the clubhouse.  When he said, "No!  You'll just yell at me to go away again!", she didn't deny it; she just told him to come to the clubhouse!!
    Wow.

CL