Must've Been Minimum Security...
Okay, first, you have to go read MSN's article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36097269/ns/us_news/?GT1=43001. Now, as usual, I am not going to rant about the first thing most people would notice, which I believe would be the complete idiocy of the driver to not realize he was jumping straight into a prison. Instead, I'm going to follow my usual pattern of micro-focus...
Really?? A prison had a fence that was jumpable? No excessive height? No barbed wire or anything? I want to see a picture! I mean, I've pretty much only seen prison from the movies, but I thought the security level was usually painted reasonably accurately. I am now picturing a cute little privacy fence that opens for a driveway with a mailbox on a post that says "Prison" in hand-painted lettering. Or maybe a simple chain-link like the ones they have around the ballfield... I'll even give them a little credit and picture the tall part of the fence right behind home plate. Hmmm.... nope. Still not picturing something I would even call 'secure', let alone 'escape-proof'.
So, the moral of the story, ladies: if you're going to misbehave, do it in Ohio. The end.
CL
Really?? A prison had a fence that was jumpable? No excessive height? No barbed wire or anything? I want to see a picture! I mean, I've pretty much only seen prison from the movies, but I thought the security level was usually painted reasonably accurately. I am now picturing a cute little privacy fence that opens for a driveway with a mailbox on a post that says "Prison" in hand-painted lettering. Or maybe a simple chain-link like the ones they have around the ballfield... I'll even give them a little credit and picture the tall part of the fence right behind home plate. Hmmm.... nope. Still not picturing something I would even call 'secure', let alone 'escape-proof'.
So, the moral of the story, ladies: if you're going to misbehave, do it in Ohio. The end.
CL


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