"I Sense A Blog..."
That's what E says now if I say anything he finds particularly witty or entertaining. This time, we were watching the finale of "Celebrity Apprentice" when Joan Rivers came on. E was afraid of her, and I had made a fantastic comparison between her current facade and... and... frak. I still can't remember. I have gotten on here four times in the last two days to try and write about it because it was so spot on. I finally decided to just start typing and hope for the best. Unfortunately, it didn't work. In lieu of my original comparison, I will now list the other things Joan Rivers resembles:
A Bratz doll
A duck
Heidi Montag in 50 years
A retarded disfigured clown
Hooray! For some reason, that exercise jarred my memory! It was actually a collaboration between E and I. He suggested she looked like The Joker. I piggybacked on that to get the most accurate description possible: Joan Rivers looks like the models from the commercial The Joker made in the 1989 version of Batman (starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)!
CL
A Bratz doll
A duck
Heidi Montag in 50 years
A retarded disfigured clown
Hooray! For some reason, that exercise jarred my memory! It was actually a collaboration between E and I. He suggested she looked like The Joker. I piggybacked on that to get the most accurate description possible: Joan Rivers looks like the models from the commercial The Joker made in the 1989 version of Batman (starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)!
CL


I always call that the "Joker Cosmetics" look. Isn't that what people in the movie were using when they became deformed? My other description of JR is from a very old "Twilight Zone" where a "deformed" woman goes in for surgery because she's so "ugly" and does not conform with society. We never see her "deformed" face until the end, she is very beautiful by our standards, but the rest of the people who are "normal"
look like mutilated pig fetuses!
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I remeber that episode. They looked like they had duck-bills. Very sad for them....
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