Once upon a time there was a mommy who was very, very tired.  She was so tired, in fact, that she fell asleep in the middle of helping her kindergartner with a book of math problems. (Maybe there was a better place to work on math besides her bed, but that is a whole different story...)  As this mommy slept, the kindergartner went to the refrigerator and got out a Monster.  She placed the cold Monster against her mommy's arm and said, "Here, Mom.  You need to wake up."  And her mommy killed that Monster... and they all lived happily ever after.  The end.

CL