I checked my email today and had another ridiculous Comment Spammer.  So ridiculous, in fact, that I'm writing an entire post about it!  Here it is:

A comment regarding "If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother", a post at AREASONABLEVOLUME.COM, was written at 11/13/2010 9:55:45 AM.

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Author: learn to play guitar online
IP Address: **.***.***.***
Email Address: joepetie@hotmail.com
Home Page: http://www.guitarplayingresources.com/

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Comment:

Took me some time to read most of the comments, but I certainly enjoyed the article. It proved to be very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! It's constantly wonderful when you can not only be informed, but also entertained! I'm sure you had fun writing this article.

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I went ahead and approved this comment so everyone could see what a tool this guy is.  If it took him some time to read most of the comments, that means my kindergartner reads faster than he does.  I have only received 60 comments on my entire blog history.  His is the one and only comment on that particular post.  Also, he refers to it as an 'article'.  I believe calling any of my writings 'articles' would be considered offensive to every journalist on the planet.  I guess I am helpful, if you consider making people laugh at my 'Mr. Bean'-like, embarrassing pratfalls and my chaotic approach to child-rearing to be a type of 'assisted mirth', if you will.  So glad to know that this stranger finds me "constantly wonderful"... can you spell r-e-s-t-r-a-i-n-i-n-g o-r-d-e-r? 

So, really, I have no choice but to assume that Joe the Guitar Guy loves Spam.  He must be from Hawaii.  They eat a lot of that down there, I hear.  So I think all my friends should help him out.  He was nice enough to give you plenty of contact info if you want to send him recipes!  You can find lots of options at  www.spam.com.

Happy Sharing!

CL