Step 1. Push buttons
Step 2. Bang on it
Step 3. Bang on it harder
Step 4. Unplug it
Step 5. Plug it back in
Step 6. Remove 'Cars' DVD
Step 7. Pull it out of its cubby  to inspect hookups
Step 8. Notice unusual sound
Step 9. Identify sound
Step 10. Turn DVD Player upside down
Step 11. Remove 'Madagascar 2' DVD
Step 12. Shake gently
Step 13. Repeat Steps 8-10
Step 14. Remove 'Meet the Robinsons' DVD
Step 15. Repeat Steps 12 and 13
Step 16. Remove random Christian comedy DVD that belongs to your parents that you thought you lost
Step 17. Ensure no more sounds occur when DVD Player is shaken
Step 18. Reinsert 'Cars' DVD
Step 19. Press play
Step 20. Write a blog entry

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