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If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother

     Actually, my mom did absolutely nothing wrong.  In fact, she was very helpful the other night when she brought my kids all the way home to my husband when he got off work late and couldn't meet her.  She even stopped to grab them dinner on the way.
     Unfortunately, since the routine was changed, something got forgotten-- the car seats.  I discovered this at the end of a relatively uneventful morning of getting the kids ready.  I got them out to the garage, only to realize that the backseat was completely bare!  So much for running errands (which, ironically, included a stop at my dad's to borrow his computer and put in all these handwritten blog entries)!
     So, as usual, things are not going according to my plans.  Should be used to it by now...

CL

American Idol's Poker Face

     My biggest beef with American Idol so far this season?  When they all say yes to a contestant, the judges keep calling it a "Full House".  For the record, a full house is three of one and two of another-- something not only completely different than what they have (which is actually four of a kind), but impossible to achieve with only four votes.
     It bugs me.

CL 

Picky, Picky

     The other day, in a not-so-stellar Mommy Moment, I got fed up with Ladybug's refusal to ingest anything nutritious shy of chicken (in nugget form) or peanut butter (in sandwich form).  So, I forced her to take a bite of her dinner, punished her when she spit it out, then made her chew and swallow a bite.  I felt terrible, but I was at the end of my rope with her not even tasting anything new.
     The next night, I went back to my more traditional method of fixing her a dinner plate and leaving her to it while I ate my food.  To my surprise, after playing with her silverware for a while, Ladybug voluntarily put a bite of stuffing in her mouth!  She made an awful face and looked at me, but she swallowed it.  I was so ridiculously excited.  I did the silliest " Big Girl Took A Bite Of Her Dinner" song and dance.
     I guess the regular way of doing things seemed a more appealing test environment for her than the alternative:  a crazy lady shoving food down her throat!  So much for my Perfect Mommy score--  Oh, wait...  I wasn't even close to begin with...
    
CL   

Night & Day

     So I've been noticing for a while now that Baby Duck makes me absolutely batty every day-- specifically around 3:00-4:00 in the afternoon.  I began to realize what the issue is when I thought about how tired I've been every afternoon around 3:00-4:00!  Combine that with the burst of energy she seems to get at that time and you have a recipe for a Mommy Meltdown!  If only I had that delicious ability to nap instead of waking up grouchier and groggier than I was in the beginning...
     So now that I've figured out the problem, it's on to the next step:  SOLUTION!  So far, I've come up with:  Caffeine for me or tranquilizer darts for her.  Not sure I can ingest more caffeine than I already do.  Pretty certain tranquilizing would be more fitting to those  "TOO HEAVY"  Bud Light commercials.
     Back to the ol' drawing board.

CL
              

The Dark Ages

     A week into my cable-free existence, some things are going better than others.  Surprisingly, my kids have adjusted beautifully thanks to PBS and Qubo.  We still have a child-oriented show available any time they turn on the television, so they aren't suffering too much without Mickey or Dora.  Plus, Baby Duck was so thrilled to know we still get "Ask This Old House" and "Antiques Roadshow".  I love that.
    As for E and me, we're pleasantly surprised by how little we miss it as well.  What is more relaxing when you're watching a little TV before bed than Bob Ross painting his happy little trees?
    The trouble is coming from lack of internet.  I wonder if this is related to the fact that we plan on selecting a new internet service provider soon, whereas the cable is an attempt at a lifestyle change meant to go on indefinitely.  I feel insanely disconnected from the world, unable to answer any question in five clicks or less.  I tried to get my fix on my mom's computer, but all the enjoyment was sucked out of it when I couldn't get my blog site to load so I could type up an entry I had written several days before.  She lives on a few acres outside of town, so "high-speed internet" means something entirely different at her house!
    Baby Duck is thoroughly confused by not being able to play games online like PBS Kids or Webkinz.  She sees that the computer works and just doesn't get that the internet is a separate subscription service.  I am realizing what a major difference that is from when I was growing up.  Internet was something you paid for by the minute when I was in high school.  I imagine myself telling my kids, "When I was little, we didn't have internet or cell phones.  As I got older, they came around but were only used for emergencies or things of high importance.  The term 'unlimited use' was not even on the radar!"
    Then, they'll say, "Wow, Mom!  Did you have to walk to school uphill both ways barefoot in the snow, too?!" 
But all is not lost.  You will all see these entries I'm hand-writing in a little notebook soon enough-- I just have to go borrow my dad's computer!

CL

         

A Cable-Free Life

     So I'm setting up my antenna on my TV the day we cancelled our cable service.  First try out of the gate, the channel scan found one channel.  Was it a local news station?  Of course not.  Public television, so we can watch Sesame Street and Antiques Roadshow?  No way!  The one channel I have been able to tune in is the Home Shopping Network!  Great.  Who needs the weather report or some educational programming for the rugrats when this beautiful, rare lapis ring the size of a soup can could be mine if I call in the next four minutes and fifty three seconds... fifty two... fifty one...
    So, back to the store for an amplified antenna after a call to the manufacturer suggested it (due to all the trees in my area).  The new one still yielded the same results until I dug deep into the TV settings, finding something deep in the menu that was set on cable instead of antenna.  I'm now the proud owner of 17 FREE channels!  Yippee!

CL            

I Always Did Enjoy A Challenge

    Starting tomorrow, I will be attempting to maintain a reasonable posting frequency without the luxury of home internet access.  My cable company took a stab at trying to see just how much I would fork over per month once our contract expired.  Let's just say they overshot it by quite a lot.  So I will bid them farewell in the morning, knowing full well that in a month's time I will be inundated with "Win Back" offers at a much better rate.  Or someone else will catch our eye.  Either way, we have to play the game, and it's time to fold 'em for right now.
    During our last night enjoying the DVR, E was attempting to find the "DioGuardi Button".  He described this as a type of smart chip in the remote that knows your preferences-- like his preference for not hearing Kara DioGuardi speak on American Idol.  Alas, this button seems to be missing from our remote.  I guess a combination of the mute button and quick fingers will just have to do.
    I'm hoping this will be a shining opportunity to wean my 2-year-old TV junkie from her Nick Jr. dependency.  I do have a steady supply of toddler methadone, including Cinderella, Up, Wubb Idol and HBO's Classical Baby series.  We'll see how she does.
    Baby Duck is going to have a hard time understanding why she can't play with her Webkinz online, as she has never gone without internet and therefore must just think that website is part of our computer.  My back up plan for her?  Full distraction with books and crafts, which will hopefully entice Ladybug to step away from the screen as well.
    All in all, I think this will be a fantastic opportunity to reorganize our priorities.  I'm looking forward to having a renewed appreciation for many things in life.  Especially daily access to www.peopleof walmart.com.

CL

p.s.  Two more funny words that my Spellcheck does not recognize:  "online" and "internet".

Sweet & Salty

    First, the sweet:

    Yesterday morning I was getting ready for work when I heard Baby Duck get up and go out to the kitchen without saying a word.  I started hearing lots of cabinet-opening sounds, but I kept myself from going out to check on her.  I remembered that she is at the age where she likes to try to surprise me, but has no idea how to be quiet in order to keep the surprise a secret.  I knew I was risking a broken dish, but I chose to see how it played out.  I got very nervous when I heard her get the 97% full gallon of milk out of the refrigerator, but never did hear any "Uh, oh!" or "Oh, no!" from the kitchen.  Finally, she came to get me and proudly showed me the bowl of cereal on the countertop.  But when I congratulated her on making her own breakfast, she said, "No, Mommy.  See the glass bowl?  It's for you!"  How thoughtful can a 4 1/2 year-old be first thing in the morning?!?

    Now, the salty:
    

    Today I put Ladybug down for a nap, but she was in no hurry to sleep.  While making my bed in the next room about 20 minutes later, I could still hear her babbling.  It turned into her calling my name over and over, with varying levels of intensity:  "Mommy....... Mommy!... Mommy?  MOMMY!!?!?  mommy??.... momMY!!!!!"  Then, she threw me a curve:  "Hey!!!  Wisten!  WISTEN!!!!!  Mommy, wisten!  Come here!!  Now!"  Apparently she put her bossy pants on when I wasn't looking!  I just kept making the bed and laughed at how funny she sounded.  She's quiet now, so I must have done the right thing by not going in there.  She will be in a much better mood this evening now that the nap won the battle.

CL
    

Disappointed In Myself

    I have been doing a less than stellar job of keeping this blog regularly updated.  I'm not very happy about that.  I am quite certain that many interesting and entertaining things have happened in the last eight days, but I can't remember them.  That's why I should have written six days ago!  All I've got right now is from yesterday:
    We went to lunch yesterday with my father, two of my aunts and my grandfather.  We went to a very quiet little bistro (well, quiet until the Ladybug got tired of waiting.  Then it wasn't so quiet).  The one advantage to the place in the eyes of my kids?  Paper on the tables.  Baby Duck drew placemats for everyone, including a spot for their beverage.  Then she wrote each of them a little message.  Most of us got made up words or nonsense (for example, I got "BUZE BEE BUG").  But my favorite belonged to my 90-year-old grandfather: "MELO DOWN".  Yes, that's right.  Apparently he was getting a bit too rowdy, because my 4 1/2-year-old told him to mellow down.  I liked that one.
    Ladybug was pretty grouchy in general yesterday.  Something just wasn't quite right (and was apparently made worse by the luncheon).  At bedtime I was ignoring both her and her sister loudly hollering because I know them, so I know that if I had gone in there, the cycle would have reset and we would have never gotten any sleep.  When they weren't getting any results, Ladybug played her ace:  "Daddy.....Daaaaaaaaaadddy........Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......"  Well, Mr. Squishyspine Meltypants made a puppy dog face at me and went and got her out of bed.  He came into our room looking a bit sheepish and laid her down in our bed.  Her fussing instantly stopped and she settled in to watch some television.  The look on his face when he realized what just happened was priceless!!  I told him he might as well go get the other one too because we couldn't be playing favorites-- but didn't even have the full sentence out of my mouth before she was at the foot of our bed.  I laughed at E and went to sleep.  I actually don't know when or how he resolved the situation, but they weren't in my bed when I woke up this morning.

CL

Combatting Sadness With Hard Work

    The Munchkin (who needs a new name now that she's 5'2") went back home on New Year's Day.  We are always very sad when she leaves, so I have a habit of coming up with a special surprise for my girls that I announce to them right after E and The Munchkin get in the car to head to the airport.  This time it was a surprise that will benefit The Munchkin when she comes back this summer as well as thrill my two little ones in the meantime.  Instead of Baby Duck and Ladybug having their own rooms, with The Munchkin sharing with Baby Duck while she's in town, I came up with an arrangement that most people I told were confused by:  I put Baby Duck and Ladybug in one bedroom, reserving the other for a playroom.
    I started planning for this a couple of months ago, but I was trying to mentally work out any kinks before I undertook such a massive furniture swap.  A few things had me worried:
1)  Would The Munchkin feel like she was being pushed aside to a different room if it wasn't her own idea to move out of Baby Duck's room?
2)  Would Ladybug be able to sleep in a room with a radio and a night light going instead of her classical music projector she's had since infancy?
3)  Would Baby Duck be able to sleep with Ladybug babbling with excitement over the new surroundings?
4)  Would I be able to move all that furniture by myself with two little ones underfoot?
    The solutions presented themselves as follows:
1)  On the way to the airport, The Munchkin asked E when we were going to move, seeing as how this visit marked the official age at which Baby Duck and The Munchkin became completely unable to get along for more than five minutes.  When E told her of the option of having her own sleeping space in the playroom, she was very pleased.
2)  Ladybug is at the right age to start the transition from baby bedtime (kisses and music turned on) to big girl bedtime (story, song and prayers) so she has had no trouble at all.
3)  I forgot that Baby Duck likes drama.  Of course she has complained about Ladybug keeping her awake a couple of nights.  But Baby Duck finds something to fixate on almost every night to avoid going to sleep.  I've known this since she was maybe 18 months old.  I don't know why I worried.  They're going to sleep just as fast as they did across the hall from one another.
4)  I have an older post somewhere in this blog about moving a huge leather recliner and a giant dining set by myself when E was out of town.  This was much easier than that was.
    You would have thought I had gotten these kids a pony by the way they reacted to the arrangement, especially when I got the bedroom furniture all into one room (with only one disastrous incident involving Ladybug stealing some specialty bolts from the crib while it was disassembled) and the playroom got under way.  They were particularly pleased when I decided that the perfect place-saver for The Munchkin's bed-- which I will not keep set up year-round due to my belief that it will be misused as a trampoline in the context of a playroom-- would be the gargantuan Dora tent that E bought for them last year.  The tent almost never got used because I couldn't stand it taking up so much of my living room.  Now it is their secret hideout (and a perfect hideout for their legion of stuffed animals).
    I noticed as soon as Ladybug got old enough to start to really play that both girls would always be together in one room or the other.  Even knowing that, I could never have anticipated how happy this arrangement would make them-- and their big sister, who is apparently insisting on growing up.  If we're not going to move out of our three bedroom house (which is not in the plan anytime soon), then she would rather share a room with Mickey Mouse than Baby Duck.  It took a long time, but the age difference has finally set in.  I think they will get along much better next summer when they don't have to listen to one another snore.
    So that's where I've been instead of writing on here.  Maybe one of these days I'll even get my Christmas tree taken down!

CL

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